Lil ''Boobie Pops'' Candy Lollipop

Give the bachelor a titty to suck on that won’t get him in trouble with his future wife. The Boobie Lollipop is over 2 ounces of strawberry-flavored, boobie-shaped deliciousness. It may not be as big as the boobs he’d like to be sucking on at his bachelor party, or as soft, or as attached-to-a-woman’s-body, but trust us, this is the one you want to get him. It’s going to cost him a whole lot less than the other options, and we’re not just talking about how cheap it is.